Sonotheque's got what you neee-eeed...

The diabolical Biz Markie returns to Chicago Thursday night for another one of Scion's free DJ nights at Sonotheque. The event starts at 9pm, with opening DJ sets by Austin's DJ Mel, Twlight Tone of Greet Weekend and Tone B. Nimble of All Natural. Again, the event is free, but there is one catch: in order to gain admission, you have to qualify for a ticket by drag racing a Scion down Chicago Avenue and beating the time of the person in line ahead of you. Come on, I'm not even going for it... OK Biz, you got me...all you have to do is RSVP by clicking here. Must be 21+ as always and they recommend arriving early as the RSVP does NOT guarantee your admission to the event. In other words, they overbook the shit out of these things and if the house is full when you arrive, you're going to have to wait outside until someone else leaves.